funny sms
Husband: Meri wife gum ho gye Hai !
Post Master: Andhe ye post office hai
Police Station jao.
Husband: Maaf kijye ga khusi
me smjh nhi a rha kidhr jau?
Draupdi ka vstrhrn, Dusasn ko pada bhari.
Draupadi ka vstrhrn, Dusasn ko pada bhari.
Saree mein saree Parag saree!
Bihar ki gali mai pan ki dukan,
Devdas ne dekhi Paro Ki muskan,
Devdas ne khilaya paro ko pan,
Kha k pan Paro boli "Shukriya Bhai Jan.
Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney,
Liver ho tm, waqt-bewaqt aye vo fever ho tm,
Dub kr jisme mr jau vo Rivr ho tm,
phir bhi Mere jevn mai forever ho tm...
Teacher : Correct the sentence, “A bull and a cow is grazing in the field”
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies first.
Colgate se dant saf krne ka,
Pepsodent se mjbut krne ka,
Babul se fresh krne ka..
Agr fir bhi safed nhi huye to..
Bindas HARPIC use krne ka..
chinku– Yaar tingu tune pure toilet me potty kyu kr di?
tingu– Yaar ye mobile bhi na!
chinku– Kya hua?
tingu– Tune “IDEA” ka ad nhi dekha
“WALK when u TALK”
Do U know the reason why GIRLS like "LAKME" cream...
B'coz they want to say...
L-love
A-and
K-kiss
M-me
E-everyday !!!
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A mobile is like women :-
Talks non-stop,
Costs a fortune,
Disturbs when your busy And when U need them urgently,
they have no service.
Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney,
Liver ho tm, waqt-bewaqt aye vo fever ho tm,
Dub kr jisme mr jau vo Rivr ho tm,
phir bhi Mere jevn mai forever ho tm...
Boy to girl- Apni body to dekho jaise haddiya hi haddiya ho!
Girl- isliye itni der se soch rahi hu k mere pass Kutta kyo khada hai?
Admi nadi me dub raha tha bola- GaneshJi bachao.
GaneshJi Dance karne lage.
Aadmi- aap nach kyo rahe ho?
Ganesh- mere visarjan me tu bahut nacha!
Girl: Mere erade bade nek hain. Aap 1000 me se ek hain.
Boy: Dimag ke hum bhi don hain. Kameeni pahle ye bata baki k 999 kaun hain.
Ek admi Dr. Se- Aap Parchi Me Aisa Kya Likhte Ho jo Sirf Medical Store Wale Ko Hi Samajh Me aata hai Dr.: main likhta hu….
“Maine Loot Liya Hai Tu Bhi Loot Le..”
Aaj agar aapka SMS ayega to hi hum ROTI khayenge
warna 6 parathe,
panir ki sabzi,
kashmiri pulaw,
ice-cream,
1 glass dudh pikar bhukhe hi so jayenge..!!
SMS Karne ke 4 Fayde he:
1 Mobile ka full use ho jata he,
2 Timepaas ho jata he, 3 Jise SMS karo wo b khush,
4 Kon-kon kanjus he pata chal jata he
Chor pakadne ki machine bani
USA mai- i din mai 9 pakde gye
China mai- 30
UK mai- 50 pr
INDIA mai-1 gante mai machine chori ho gyi
east or west INDIA is the best
3 ways to catch tiger
newton:allow tiger to catch u & catch it
Einstein: chase until it became tired then catch.
Police: catch a cat & beat until it accepts that it is tiger
today is Veerappan's 3rd death anniversary:- the legendry daku.In this memory plz forward this message to 1 local Criminal
Sms dhamaka
Mujhe sms pe sms karo or jito
18 lac ki car ka photo
42'' color tv ka box aur
Mere sath dinner karne ka mauka wo bhi apke ghar
chota baby="mummy kal mai susu krne utha tha bathroom ka darwaja khoilte hi light apne ap on ho gye .
mummy=kamine kutte tu fir fridge may susu kr aya hai
Arz kiya hai..
mathe pe lahu sir pe ret,
gaur farmaiye,
mathe pe lahu sir pe ret kyuki
sajni ne phool mara gamla sameet..
Hum DOSTI dil se nibhana Jante He,
Zakhmo pr marhm lagana jante hai,
Hme bhulane ki koshish bhi na karna,
warna Hm GALA DABANA bhi jante hai...
1Bacha Roj School Late Se Aata Tha.
1Din Teacher Ne Use Pucha Tum Baki Bacho K Sath Kyu Nhi Ate?
Bacha:- "SIR JHUND ME TO KUTTE AATE H. SHER HAMESA AKELE ata h..
Dedicatd 2 all dear 1s...
Bigdi hui zindagi ki kuch itni si kahani h
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kuch to bachpan
se hum nalayk the
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Aur kuch delhi belly aur murder 2 ki meharbani h
Pyara sa koi Sandesh bhej do,
Dosti ka sachcha UPDESH bhej do.
Agar DOSTO ko 1 SmS na bhej sako,
To subah uthkar kisi ko apna Mobile BECH do.
SAMJHE
Newly wed Bahu-Maaji,
kal raat
meri unse ladaai ho gayi
Saas-Koi baat nahi
Ye to pati patni ke beech hota hi hai
Bahu-Wo to thik hai par ab laash Ka kya Karu?
*Arz Kiya Hai*
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Gam hai ,,
Tanhai hai ..
Dard hai ,,
Ruswai hai ..
Zaalimo Tum bhi sms kr do ,,
Meri kya Govrnment ne Duty lgayi hai ..
CHETAVANI
Ab agar tum logo ka msg nahi aaya to
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BHAGWAN wala msg bhej dunga.
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Phir bhejte rahna 21 Ya 51 logo ko...!!!:-]
Joking.-
Dil me ek shor ho rha h, bin msg ke dil bor ho rha h ,
kahi aisa to nahi ek pyara sa dost ab tak
ghar k bartan dho rha hai.
Girlfriend to Boyfriend: Now it is time we should marry.
Boyfriend: That's ok,
but who will marry us.Bahut Sweet hai
Woh jise hum chahte h,
Har pl Khuda se usi ko mangte h,
Dil tarasta h use Pane ko,
Kya Aapka dil nhi karta,
"DAIRY-MILK"Khane ko.
Agar aap hmare Msg's se pareshan hai to customer care me call kr k
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apna No.band krwa lo
kyuki hum to sudharne wale hai nhi...
Ek Student Dusre Se:
Aaj Kuch khatarnak Kaam Karne Ka Mann Kar Raha Hai,
jo pehle hum ne na kia ho
2nd Student:
To Phir Chal Thora sa Padh le
Kaise Mumkin Tha
Kisi Aur Haqim Se Elaaj Karana..?
AI DOST,
Ishq Ka Rog Tha,
MAMMI ki chappal se Hi Aaram
Aaya
Vo Almari hi kya Jisme Rack na ho
Thoda wah-wah kro dosto Ye apne type ka h
Wo almari hi kya jisme Rack na ho
wah-wah
aur vo DEGREE hi kya Jisme BACK na ho.
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(O_O)
' Hi!!
(')^(')
Wishing u..
G Morning
O Afternoon
O Evening
D Night
hey, 4 in 1 SMS pack -
Sasta padta hai yaar...
YE PYARA SA GULAB SIRF AaP K Liye..
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ab Iska naam gulab hai to mai kya kru..??
True One-
All say that love is more important than money..
My question is..:
Have u ever tried paying ur bill with a hug.. ? ?
BOY- Usko Paane Ke Liye Main
Bhagwan Se Bhi Ladd Leta...
Ae DOSTON
Par Fir Socha,
"ExamsS Ka Time Hai.
Bhagwan Se Panga Thik Nhi..."
Rich man: Aaj mere pas 14 cars,18 bikes,
4 bunglow, 3 farmhouse hai..
TUMHARE paas kya hai.?
POOR man- Mere paas Beta hai,
Jiski GirlFriend teri beti hai..
I LOVE U...!!
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These words were said by katrina kaif to me last nite in her house.....But i rejected..!!
LOL
Apple=Vitamin..
Vitamins=Power. .
Power=Work..
Work=Money..
Money=Girl Friend..
Girl Friend=Tension. .
Tension=Heart Attack..
Heart Attack=Death..
Lo ab khao Apple.. ??
